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SHREDDER

Save the Epstein files before they hit the shredder.

Score up to 35% off any number of hats.

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HOW TO PLAY

  1. 1

    MOVE

    ←↑↓→ or WASD

    On phones, swipe.

  2. 2

    SAVE THE EPSTEIN FILES

    Walk over the Epstein files before the carriers get them to the shredder. Each file saved scores 10 points, gold smoking guns +40, and saving a whole wave +50. Watch for wave twists and power-ups.

  3. 3

    TACKLE

    Run into a carrier to knock their files loose, then grab them for 15 points each. SPACE or DASH gives you a burst of speed.

  4. 4

    GET YOUR DISCOUNT

    The more points, the bigger the discount: 1,250 points gets the maximum 35%. Codes are single use and last 48 hours.

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About the Epstein files

Every file in the game is a real document from an official published release. Each one links to its original source, and nothing has been unredacted or altered.

At the end of each run you can read every file you saved, and the ones that got shredded.

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